So this is what I call a Long distance Video Date! Tawna picks the picture and I describe it! When you live 9.256 hours away by car... (trust me it's that exact, I just drove it...) you gotta be a little bit creative! And if this isn't creative, then I'm a slug.
I like to think that there are many phrases (note choice there) that can shimmy away from the letter that starts your lovely name. It might be more trying to, were I wanting not use the letter 'T', however, that is not the case. As it is, this hour I am choosing to write about a fish. But not just any fish, the tail (or two) of a two-tail owning fish. & about the boy who ate them. His name is -ixon. -ixon Keith. Or Kieth (as some would say.) TO be completely honest, sometimes I think we all fee like two-tail fish. We get our directions all mixed up and we can't decide if we want to head to Alaska for some marvelous halibut fish and chips, or down to tropics for sandy beaches and surfing... so we just end up getting stuck right pushing both ways! I don't really envy the boy who ate that two-tail fish... he must be confused. So confused in fact that he missed the work signs that are all over the place here in New York at work! and let me tell you ALL over the place.
Here is just one example of thousands of signs that were just trying to get him to be cautious... but that two tailed fish caused him such distress that when one half of him tried to go south and other half tried to go north... well he did one of these....
And let me tell my friends, that that is never a good feeling. especially with a pretty lady taking the photo. You just can never live it down. You might even have to go to the doctor because you are feeling a little bit down, or even banged up. And when you are sitting there waiting for the doctor, because invariably you always wait, what do you see when you look over at the next seat? A COOKIE!!! So why not start up a conversation... and ask him why he needed to see the doctor... his reason- He was feeling crummy.
And that my friends and love is a wrap. Til next time... we are the incredible dynamic writing Wuo.
